What is your favorite word?
Can I have two? “Check enclosed,” to borrow a bon mot from Dorothy Parker.
What is your least favorite word? “
Mew.” I read a book where a character mewed with passion, and it scarred me for life.
What turns you on?
Men with swords.
What turns you off?
Men with tapered pants.
What sound or noise do you love?
What sound or noise do you hate?
The crack of the bat as any Yankee hits a home run in Fenway Park.
What is your favorite curse word?
Scheisse. German for shit—swearing in German is much more satisfying.
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Opera singer. I trained as one, and I've still got the high C's.
What profession would you not like to do?
Anything involving sewage or bureaucracy.
If heaven or the after-life exists, what would you like to hear God, The Source (or whatever Deity you may believe in) say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
“Let me introduce you to all those historical figures you've been writing about.”
In one sentence, describe your newest or most recent release.
Take a vivacious blonde with floor-length hair, add a cynical dwarf on the hunt for a serial killer, toss in one fiery cook with a dangerous past, then stir to a boil, light on fire, and serve for a hell of a read!